Dude, hurry up, get the wet wipes! Its a code yellow!
I'm getting them, but why the rush?
The New Zealand national anthem is playing. Ours will immediately follow. And I'll have to stand up. Need to finish cleaning her before that.
Okay Okay. I'm coming.
(15 seconds later, having barely accomplished the mission)
It's starting, It's starting. Hold her, Hold her. I still have the dirty wet wipe in my hand.
(Jana Gana Mana playing in the background)
Atman Anil Pandya! Don't hold her like that! Don't be a Jackass! I cleaned her properly. You please hold her properly.
Arrgghhh... (I'm never having children!)
(Beckett: Screw you Kiwis! I pooped during your National Anthem!)
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