Beckett: Who is that?
Missus: That looks like Superman!
Me: (sighing in my mind) How did I ever decide to marry her?
Me: That is Captain America. There is no Superman in the Marvel universe.
Beckettt: Who is that?
Missus: That is The Hulk.
Beckett: Who is that Aunty?
Me: First, she is definitely not an aunty! Second, that is the Black Widow.
Beckett: Heh? Blank? Window?
Me: Actually, I'm not even mad! You are not even supposed to know the words Blank or Window.
Beckett: But what is her name?
Me: Her name is Natasha Romanoff. Can you repeat it for me?
Beckett: Natacha Lomanoff !
Me: Close enough! That's a win.
