Just wondering

I'm told that babies sleep for around 18 hours in the womb. 

Mine is severely jet lagged. 

Am wondering what it must be thinking about, the 6 pitch dark nocturnal hours that it is awake. 

'Lady, what the hell did you just do?'

'I'm going to be an astronaut when I grow up. I already know how to float.'

'What the f*** is this thing hanging out of my belly? Oh right, astronauts use it during space walks'

'Why are there so many holes?'

'I'm going to poop on dad when I get out of here.'

'I love the sound of that wooden thing you just played. Don't stop now.'

'I hope its Chinese food today.'

'Where's the exit?'

'Lets kick and see what happens!'